My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. --Dave Barry

First Posted: June 17, 2015, 1:18 a.m. CST
Last Updated: June 17, 2015, 1:18 a.m. CST

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