I once had a job interview with Facebook, and when they asked me if I had any relevant work experience, I told them that at my previous engineering job, all I did was Facebook all day at work. Needless to say, I didn't get the job. Later, I had a job interview with myself, and, needless to say, I was hired on the spot. --Brehnen Keilin

First Posted: May 19, 2016, 1:35 a.m. CST
Last Updated: May 19, 2016, 1:35 a.m. CST

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