My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. --Dave Barry

First Posted: Nov. 16, 2015, 11:13 a.m. CST
Last Updated: Nov. 16, 2015, 11:13 a.m. CST

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BIRTHDAY T-SHIRTS

--Philosopher King
--#superhero #psychology
--meme
--*epiphany
--*introspection
--*duh
--Thomas Jefferson
--*steps
--Not Egalitarian
--*persuasion
--*utilitarian