God made everybody different. I may not look like it but I have high cholesterol. So instead of making me fat on the outside, God made me fat on the inside. --Brehnen Keilin

First Posted: Nov. 9, 2015, 2:09 p.m. CST
Last Updated: Nov. 9, 2015, 2:09 p.m. CST

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