I walk slowly but never backward. --Abraham Lincoln

First Posted: May 28, 2015, 10:42 p.m. CST
Last Updated: May 28, 2015, 10:52 p.m. CST

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

--Dave Barry

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