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Hi. My name is Josh. I am a 35 year old male seeking a beautiful female to settle down with. I have a good job and would like to start a family very soon. You must be below the age of 28.
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Dog needs new loving home

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If you can give him 10 hours a week of attention, then you may be the perfect new owner for him.
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