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Lovely male seeking lonely female

Hi. My name is Josh. I am a 35 year old male seeking a beautiful female to settle down with. I have a good job and would like to start a family very soon. You must be below the age of 28.
You don't have to work, as I have the finances taken care of. However, your genetics must be in tip-top shape.
If you live in San Francisco, we can go on a date. However, if not, that's okay, we can get to know each other through IM chat. I can fly you out later, or I can come visit you.
Thank you for your consideration. It was lovely meeting you.

Dog needs new loving home

Hello. I love my dog very much. He is gentle and sweet and has never hurt anyone. Anyway, he is too small to hurt anyone anyway.
Anyway, I am at work all the time and do not have time to give him the attention he needs.
If you can give him 10 hours a week of attention, then you may be the perfect new owner for him.
Please, it would really help him and help me sleep at night to give him a better home.

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Housing wanted -- Portland, OR -- Vancouver, WA

Looking for a room in Portland, OR. I am a clean, organized individual who will spend most of my time at work. I can sleep through anything, so I promise I won't get mad if you have parties.
I love dogs if you have them. Washing dishes is soothing to me.
Please reply to this post telling me about your self and the roommate situation.

Real Estate agents!

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